Judge Judy

from return (2011) by Paul Colman Trio

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You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph
She’s queen of the TV
The courtroom’s despotic autocratic
She’s mean and she’s mean and she’s evil
If you don’t say please
She don’t smile easy better watch your ‘p’s and q’s’
You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph
Judge Judy came to me in a dream
She said “listen here boy things aren’t what they seem
You may be the rubber on a wheel
But the woman is the engine of an automobile”
You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph
She’s queen of the TV
And I love her sassy attitude

Well if she said jump I’d leap so high
If she cried reach I’d touch the bright blue sky
You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph
She said ‘since the beginning of time
Man thought muscle was a spiritual sign.
We’re all born equal and the court may rise”
I stood to my feet and felt half my size
You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph yes I did
You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph
You may not believe it but I got Judge Judy’s autograph

Come on come on everybody now
She's the judge
Judge the judge Judy

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from return (2011), released April 13, 2011
© Paul Colman
Paul Colman Publishing/ASCAP
(Administered by The Copyright Company, Nashville, TN)

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Paul Colman Trio Nashville, Tennessee

Paul Colman trio (PC3) songs can make you laugh, think, feel, dance, jump, and more… sometimes all at the same time. Songs that are struggling towards truth with a smile and a broken prayer. Honest songs about life and a loving God.

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